There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself. Think about it carefully before you checkout the last item on this page for the answer.
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(Continued from above) he opens his mouth and says, “I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses.”
Dinesh said
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