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Humor

  • Works on my computer !!!
  • I am smooth as ice and twice as nice, honey.
  • There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself. Think about it carefully before you checkout the last item on this page for the answer.
  • “A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
  • Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, whatvirtue would I be Showing?Student: Brotherly love.
  • A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you’ve been brought here for drinking.. Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  • Work fascinates me; I can look at it for hours.
  • Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
  • (Continued from above) he opens his mouth and says, “I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses.”

One Response to “Humor”

  1. Dinesh said

    Dude! someone is watching your blogs. Update the page :)

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