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  • Snow is a wonderful thing……..On top of a distant mountian.

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  • The healthiest part of the donut is the hole.

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  • There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself. Think about it carefully before you checkout the last item on this page for the answer.

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  • “A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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  • Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
  • Student: Brotherly love.

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  • A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you’ve been brought here for drinking.. Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?

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  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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  • Work fascinates me; I can look at it for hours.

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  • Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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  • Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

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  • (Continued from above) he opens his mouth and says, “I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses.”
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Written by cavemansblog

March 31, 2008 at 4:55 pm

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  1. Dude! someone is watching your blogs. Update the page 🙂

    Dinesh

    August 5, 2008 at 5:15 am


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